Ujinata Narita is in love with Kunoichi...
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…who’s Ujinata?

(Seriously, who is Ujinata? I did look it up but I’m not sure if Anon meant Kai’s father Ujinaga or actually someone called Ujinata…)

Kai, what do you think of your father? (Lord Something-Something Narita?)
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My father’s name is Narita Ujinaga and he has been raising my all by himself since my mother passed away; he’s always protected me and he’s taught me how to be strong, even though he wasn’t always around when I was growing up. I will do anything to repay him for all his love and caring.

kotarofuma:

Why is Kotarō so short here

Damn, look at how fabulous we are!!

kotarofuma:

Why is Kotarō so short here

Damn, look at how fabulous we are!!

Sorry Kai but Shingen Takeda is the Daimyō of the Kantō region so you must serve him. -from Yukimura Sanada
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I’m sorry Lord Yukimura but…I refuse to serve anyone but my Lord Ujiyasu.

Sure you can use my limbs as a swing... I think... NO NOT YOU NENE... Sorry kai but I have to deal with a yappy puppy

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SWEET-HEY! COME BACK HERE KOTARO!!

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I will give you the gifts of a hair brushing, my puppy, and meatbuns. (merry christmas OOC)

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OH MY GOD!! THANK YOU KOTARO!! Here’s yours! I got you some new gauntlets!! I hope you like them!!

(OOC: Merry Christmas to you too!!)

Thanks for being so progressive, Dynasty Warriors

dengai:

the-archlich:

It’s great to see a game series with so many single dads.

Cao Cao (raising 1)

Liu Bei (1 kiddy)

Sima Yi (2 children)

Zhang Fei (2 babies)

Sun Jian (3 kids)

Guan Yu (4 BABIES)

It’s also nice that Sun Ce and Zhou Yu adopted those two little girls. I’m glad that Koei agrees that gay couples should be allowed to adopt kids.

Lady’s Xiao and Da, I never knew you were both adopted by Lords Sun Ce and Zhou Yu.

The more you know.

Eh? I thought Daqiao and Xiaoqiao were married to them?? Wow!! I never knew that!! That’s so cool!!

And I guess it explains that rumour I heard about Cao Cao wanting to make you his wives and Zhou Yu being all “NUH-UH” about it!!

Is Kotarō brushing your hair?
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He used to brush my hair a lot more when I was little but now…not so much. So when he does, it is rather relaxing and nice. I used to brush Kotaro’s hair too when I was little…but he told me to stop. I don’t know why though…

HOJO PRIDE!!!

HOJO PRIDE!!!

Evening, Lady Kai.

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"M-MY LORD. I-UM-I. WHAT. OH MY GOD."